Comments on: Soylent Announces New Line of GMKs

By: Josh Gosh

Josh Gosh — Wed, 17 Sep 2014 08:43:00 +0000

Can I get mine with the insatiable desire for human flesh left in?

By: Redoudou

Redoudou — Thu, 21 Aug 2014 10:42:00 +0000

“kitten connoisseur” I think you meant “kitten connaisseur”

By: Icebiker3

Icebiker3 — Sat, 02 Aug 2014 12:39:00 +0000

Dear Soylent-
It has been a year now since I received delivery of little Mittens. The color was not exactly what I expected, but I suppose it is close enough, as she blends in nicely with the rest of the decor. Thank you so much for sending the technician around to adjust her voice; it was sooo grating but now is a nice mellow meow, and her purring is very tranquil. My blood pressure is already down 15 points, and she is kept busy evicting roaches and rats and small children from our yard. We are really glad we specified “extra long, extra sharp claws”. They certainly have come in handy for her, especially around the holidays. Those pesky neighborhood dogs now stay on their own side of the street, and the paper boy has learned his manners, although it took a bit of coaching to get her to allow the Girl Scouts up on the porch. That was a close one, for sure!
She has been worth every penny I spent, and now my wife is talking about another one in a contrasting color. They could tag team that pesky inspector the next time, for sure. You have saved our marriage, and I even made the mortgage payment on time this month. If not for little Mittens, we would be living under a bridge by now. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You.

By: jj a

jj a — Wed, 09 Jul 2014 18:38:00 +0000

How about look at all of the other reviews from people who loved it? There are many.

The backers/customers who have gotten the actual product are only seeing a couple day gas problem and a 1/4 teaspoon deficiency in salt (which soylent said will be remedied in the next batch). Other than that they love it. So, ouch yourself.

By: nhr215

nhr215 — Thu, 29 May 2014 18:28:00 +0000

Ouch.. Can’t say I’m surprised…

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/29/technology/personaltech/the-soylent-revolution-will-not-be-pleasurable.html

By: Loren Jackrre

Loren Jackrre — Tue, 20 May 2014 21:12:00 +0000

Am I the only one reading this that wants one? I’m on board with no poop and lavender scented pee!!

By: IamSoylent

IamSoylent — Tue, 20 May 2014 20:15:00 +0000

OMG I didn’t see this until just now. When I wrote to you recently and suggested Soylent for pets, I was serious! Had no idea you’d already made an incredibly thorough joke out of it. Great stuff!

I do however, sincerely hope that some day you’re able to do a Soylent for cats. We would be a very very happy permanent customer! =)

By: GailKemerer

GailKemerer — Tue, 06 May 2014 01:59:00 +0000

the future’s so bright, we have to wear shades

By: Sam Traeger

Sam Traeger — Tue, 22 Apr 2014 19:50:00 +0000

http://24.media.tumblr.com/5be3a53bb177eda27c7735620611a0aa/tumblr_n4c8bxt5JK1qa0uujo1_1280.gif

By: Margaux Liseron

Margaux Liseron — Mon, 21 Apr 2014 10:32:00 +0000

Jeez, it looked like an orwellian premonitory dream ! Let’s see in thirty years, maybe it wasn’t just an April 1st…